Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Dog VS Cat


Over the holiday period, when I was in prison, my mum house and dog sat. She said after 5 weeks of picking up puppy poops, she only dry retched once. She says that whatever I am producing in the dirtbox is lethal, and makes her a little like heaving every day. If armies are looking for weapons of mass destruction, mum reckons this stuff would clear a room pretty quickly.

She can't wait for me to figure out how to use the cat door, so I can take my toileting outside. In the meantime she is clearing out the litterbox, night and day.

21 comments:

  1. Hmm... we never outside and the Woman never retches... Or dry retches. What do you get to eat?

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  2. I don't like to discuss this, but yes, my human has made a similar complaint... except that the stuff the dog leaves behind makes her retch worse.

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  3. Yes, our mom has to plug up her nose and air the whole place out when we go. She hates when it happens when she has gone to bed.

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  4. My little pest of a brother uses his litter box and mine too! He is a stinky boy.

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  5. MOL.. Poppy Q, I just know your mom's purpose !
    That why mom have to let me out !! I did massive one too..heh..hee..hee !!!

    xxx

    PS: Thank you so much to answer about the cat door : )

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  6. You were at the cat spa just a bit ago. Did they feed you anything different from way you usually eat 'cause that will do it. Once you are back on your regular feeding you may still be smelly for about 6 weeks.
    When mum does a major shovel on our boxes, she puts on a hospital mask and sticks a dry peach tea bag under it. Litter box made tolerable.

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  7. Just one of the 'highlights' of my job. :) Hugs, Deb=^..^=x5

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  8. Mom never notices mine. Must be the litter she uses with my box..not too sure.

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  9. Mabel can play outside for hours and still rushes in to use her litter tray!! I think she thinks we enjoy clearing up after her ladyship!

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  10. You need to train her better Poppy.

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  11. Are you not using the door to show your displeasure of being locked up so long?

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  12. Maybe if you become a vegetarian, it wouldn't be so odiferous!
    Mandu

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  13. Every once in a while, my mom asks me what I ate, but she should know because she feeds me. I don't go outside, so mom must deal with the litter box.

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  14. I always go in a litter box so I think mum just got used to it. Nice to see you Poppy.. Hugs GJ x

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  15. Mum says I am not stinky and Flynn only sometimes. We think it must be when he has been eating mousies, and sometimes he doea dog sized poops.
    Eric

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  16. Hey Poppy Girl,
    I just got a new iphone. I added you to my blog list and now I can see your sweet face on the go!
    Love,
    Deborah

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  17. Hooray for stink bombs! Not mentioning any names, (but his initials are Panda Bear) leaves some PO-TENT stink bombs. We agree with you about weapons! And he eats the same stuff as the rest of us. Go figure.

    Purrs,
    Padre, Panda Bear, Meerkat, Cookie, and Caramel (& fosters Sunny and Sky)

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  18. Nuclear waste? The only time our 'droppings' were real bad was when we had Giardia and when Disco had Toxoplasmosis (he came with lotsa issues!)

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