Mum has just got home from her friends birthday dinner out in town. She had bangers and mash (sausages and mashed potatoes). The desert looked great, but mum was way too full and so she resisted. Now she has come home to turn the heaters and electric blanket on, and get her a few pages of her book read before bed. Because I have been hogging the bath mat, she has had to buy a new one, exactly the same - sucker!!
Proud, chuffed and embarrassed.
3 hours ago