Hmm, so you'd all like to give me a cuddle? I only let my mum cuddle me for a teeny tiny bit, and I jump up on her lap a couple of times at night, but only for about three minutes at a time. I do like rubbing my body against her smelly feet, and at night I come up and snuggle between her knees to keep warm. Us British shorthairs can be a bit aloof, but mum says that's ok - I am what I am.
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