Instead of being able to go away with my mum, I got taken to the cattery - my very own cat hotel. The ladies there are nice, except before you get taken to your room they weight you, check your teefies and inspect your furs. I tell you mum, if that happened to you, you might never go away again!
Then they only feeds you twice a day, checks out that you poops correctly (appartently some of my holiday buddies don't know it belongs in the litter box), watch you to see you get along with the neighbours and then fills in your report card.
My comment says "Poppy was a sweetheart as usual". Awww I love you cat hotel ladies.
Bestest thing was to come home and spend all night tucked up with my mum on our bed.
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We're glad you know where to properly poop, Poppy. It's true. Some don't.
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Your are right Poppy. I would not view it as a vacation if I had to weigh and get my teeth checked prior to being admitted to the hotel. I think though, your Mum may have taken you to an expensive diet spa. There they weigh you, feed you only twice a day. Some offer colonics but I am not sure they do the other stuff. Glad you got a good report.
ReplyDeleteI bet you were glad to be home with your Mum. I know my Wiggles sleeps right by my side and it's pretty nice.
Glad you're home.
I am glad you had a good time at the cat hotel. And got a very good report card, too!
ReplyDeleteExcellent report card, Poppy! Of course you're a sweetheart :)
ReplyDeleteI don't know if I'd call that a fun furcation. They do all those indignities to you, only feed you twice a day (OM!!) and then issue a report card to your Mum?!! Well, at least you got an excellent report card :-D (Not sure it's worth it though, having to go through all that :/)
ReplyDeleteDo they put a treat on your pillow at night, too?
ReplyDeleteCosmo and I freak out if we have to go to a cat hotel, so Mummy gets in the cat sitter if she ever goes away.
The best part bout furation is when the beans returns home!
ReplyDeleteIf they weighed the Beans when they go on holiday, we don't think our mum would ever go away again.
ReplyDeleteWe are glad you got a good report. We could have told them you are a sweetheart.
Awwww, what an excellent report you got Poppy! Snuggeling in bed sounds very, very good...
ReplyDeleteWe are so glad you are home now Poppy!
ReplyDeleteI bet it does feel nice to be home! Hey--it's all ready TOMORROW where you are! How cool is that!
ReplyDeleteNoir in Texas
I bet you are the bestest girl when you go to the cattery!
ReplyDeleteWow! You were a sweetheart even though the ladies weighed you, looked at your teefs snd furs. You are a better woman cat that I.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad your mum is home and you can cuddle with her.
We're glad you got a good report. Your mommy's vacation sounds like it was much more fun though.
ReplyDeleteWell, as long as you had a good time then...
ReplyDeleteHuffle Mawson
I always get good comments when I go to the kittie spa. They like me and I get an 'A' when I go.
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like you have a great cat hotel. It must be cool for your mum to know you are well taken care of when she's away.
ReplyDeleteI think I could handle a day or two at a cat hotel. By myself of course!!
ReplyDeleteGlad to se you home!
Purrs Shade
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ReplyDeleteWonder why they had to check your teeths and poops. That's a little bit funny, Poppy Q! But congratulations on getting a good report card. We are not at all surprised.
ReplyDeleteOur Mom went away for 3 nights, but she is coming home tonight so we can snuggle again! Yay! We got to stay home with our Grampy. Yay again!
-Gandalf and Grayson
Sounds like you got the royal treatment. Glad your back with your mommy though. =)
ReplyDeleteohhh Poppy Q I hope you will enjoy your hotel stay...I am sure you will love it cuz you will have other friends there and eat yummy treats!!
ReplyDeleteWe are glad you had a nice time at the cat hotel. But we are also glad you are home now.
ReplyDeleteGlad you liked the Top Gear video. The other two sections of that episode were very funny as well.
Roxy
Yay for a good report card! But we are not surprised because you are just the awesome-est, Poppy!
ReplyDeleteI learned that when people try to open your mouth, they sometimes put Medicine in.
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