Why Wednesday

Mumster has some questions -

• Why did you have to puke up your furball at 3am on the edge of your blankie and on the fluffy rug?
• Why did you wake me at 5.40am - 10 minutes before the alarm was due to go off anyway, by sticking your head in the biscuit bag?
• Why after eating  the diet biscuits, have you piled on the winter weight?

Why oh why?

Mum says I am not much help with the answers!!