I wonders if you have noticed that I have been looking a bit slimmer lately? Mum has had me on Da Bird diet. That means I can eat all of my usual foods, but I has to play with da bird for a while every day or every second day. That way I jump and roll around, then need to fall over and sleep on the rug for a while. Then I have to go to bed and sleep for another four hours to recover. Mum thinks the diet is working though, as I am looking less chubbiesh.