Dog VS Cat

Over the holiday period, when I was in prison, my mum house and dog sat. She said after 5 weeks of picking up puppy poops, she only dry retched once. She says that whatever I am producing in the dirtbox is lethal, and makes her a little like heaving every day. If armies are looking for weapons of mass destruction, mum reckons this stuff would clear a room pretty quickly.

She can't wait for me to figure out how to use the cat door, so I can take my toileting outside. In the meantime she is clearing out the litterbox, night and day.