2pm Saturday - Mum goes to the movies, and gives me a kiss goodbye and tells me to have a nice nap.
9pm Saturday - Mum arrives home, I ask for my fancy feast dinner (which is very late I might add). I get up for 8.5 minutes.
9.09pm I am back to bed.
1.20 am Sunday - Mum says goodnight and tells me to sleep tight, and not let the bedbugs bite.
9.22 am Sunday - I get up for breakfast.
9.26 am - back to bed.
2.02 pm - toilet break.
2.05 - Resume the sleepy position.