Dear Mum,
If you are going to spend two hours of your Saturday afternoon screwing the legs onto your new table - it might pay to check that you can fit it through the doorway, into the kitchen where it belongs. Just saying.
lovve
the cat
xxxxxx
PS - mum had to get the ladder out so she could undo the french door locks in the lounge, and had to unbolt the doors in the kitchen, and then she got it into the right place.