Sorry Mum

Hi Mum,
Sorry you had to come home to a big pile of spew on your rug.  Sorry that you had been shopping and had to put the groceries down, even though you had to carry them in the rain.  Sorry that even though I chucked up my lunch, I was still desperate for dinner.  I is going to lie on the bed for 20 hours and think about what I did - maybe.

love
Poppy
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Sorry

Dear Mum,
I is sorry for making your quilt wet. I was only seeing what was in the bowl. As my friends said, water is very slippery, especially if you is picking it up with your paws. At least it wasn't coffee or red wine.

Fank you for giving me more catnip on my scratching pad, for the fancy feast and for turning on the electric blanket.

I loves you mum.
Poppy Q
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