Showing posts with label Visitor Advice. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Visitor Advice. Show all posts

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Visitor Advice





When you have visitors:
  • Make sure you rub against their clothes, so that they go home with some furs. Make sure the clothes are as dark as possible.
  • Purring or making any other cat noises, will be seen as being cute and friendly.
  • Do not let them know, that you are actually telling them that they are sitting on your seat.