Happy Bday Buddley Duddley, you know I love you the most cause you have the best smelling shoes in the family. Last time you stayed, I stuck my head in one of your sneakers, and almost passed out, due to the extreme stinkaliciousness.
Mum says that Gdad it taking you out to buy our bday present this weekend. We hope the stereo helps you enjoy your time in your budroom. Please remember to get out in the fresh air occasionally, if only to air out your shoes.