So- in 2012:
- One is the total amount of antibiotics that mum got down my gob. She was meant to give me 12. Her head is hung down in shame.
- The amount of emergency vet visits I have had this year - for opposite ends. There was my bad eye, and my pooh explosion of March - which resulted in an emergency Brazilian butt shave .
- The amount of jabs I have had to have because I wouldn't take my pills
- Mum has tried me on four lots of diet biscuits. Not going to eat them, no way.
- 5.30am wake up is a new treat for mum. She should swap those early shifts, as I can train my early wake up call for breakfast for that time everyday.
- Six kilos I weighed today. Good work on the diet this year mum. I have gained instead of lost.
- 7am is when mum would prefer I woke her up. Luckily on the day she forgot to set her alarm clock, this was precisely the time I came and jumped on her on her bed.
- 8pm is usually the latest time I stay up to. I often eat my fancy feast then make my way to bed soon after.
- 9pm is probably the latest mum will stay up til tonight. She had a bit of insomnia last night and so is tired today. She's getting old too, and is over New Years. A nice dinner with friends will be enough for her.
- 10% of my body weight is what I have to lose to make the vet happy. Better add that to my New Years resolution list.
- Mum has eleventy million things to add to her New Years Resolution list too. She might have to just pick three or four to concentrate on.
- 2012 - the year the world was meant to end. Glad it is still ticking and we get to come back for more in 2013! Ha
Happy New Years Everybuddy!!!
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Poppy, we think your Mum is a DEVIOUS woman, faking you out like that...and we all know the F word is for FLOOF, not fat!
ReplyDeleteYou list gave us a good laugh, and we're looking forward to many more in 2013!
Happy New Year's Miss Poppy and Mum Julie! (You are not fat!)
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year to you and your human, Poppy! We will be ringing it in in about 28 hours from the time I am posting this.
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year, Poppy and Mum! Your list gave us a laff, too.
ReplyDeletebeing skinny is over rated.
ReplyDeleteI'm asked when cats are dropped off to stay not to let them get too fat... umm I like to know they eat well when here. BLUSH
I laughed about the pills giggle.
All the best for 2013.
Love Leanne and family - we all wondered at the dinner table how Poppy Q's vet trip went today.
stay inside, away from the bangs Poppy Q... MY Poppy will be on the roof cheering them on! But, she is a good girl- and likes drugs... Oh, wait... That didn't SOUND good... :-). Happy New Year you two XO
ReplyDeleteHa..Ha..Ha...Miss Poppy,
ReplyDeleteYour list make Me and Mom can't shut up !
We laugh and laugh...OMC ! Especially, pooh explosion ! We laugh till almost cry.
And I think my mom can join your mom club " put kitty on diet ", I'm 8 Kilo now...I'm the biggest kitty on my street !
I still keep purring for you Miss Poppy to you get back to be yourself 100%
Happy New Year 2013 !!!
xoxo
That list was priceless. Good news re: the vet check, other than the "f" word. :-)
ReplyDeleteA very happy new year to you both...We hope 2013 brings much of what you want, and all of what you need.
Happy New Year!!
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Happy New Year Julie and PoppyQ - so happy to have found you and love following your adventures.
ReplyDeleteHope the eye gets better soon!
Chuck and I are having a quiet night in. He is skulking around the place, not a huge fan of the hot weather. I hope that is why he is off his food. Its just too hot!
Best wishes for 2013, ill keep in touch xx
Happy New Year Poppy and Mum. That was a funny list Poppy.
ReplyDeleteA good list, Poppy Q - but fat at six kilograms? I wish two of my fatties weighed as little.
ReplyDeleteI just read your Saturday post (I don't get to many blogs on weekends, ironically). If you would like, I could send you a package of Greenies to try out. If you like them, we can arrange some sort of regular dispatch system.
Alternatively, has your mum tried putting the pill in a coating of Fancy Feast or ground beef? I suppose she has but I thought I'd mention it.
An excellent year end list! I know exactly how hard it can be to med-a-cat. srsly.
ReplyDeleteWishing you lovely ladies a healthy, happy and prosperous New Year. And I'm doubling my efforts to lose my extra fat, too, Miss Pops!
big hugs xoxo
A perch in everee pocket
ReplyDeleteA salmon in everee sock
Hope yur new yeerz eve
Trooly doez rock
A whitefish in everee wagon
A bass in everee bowl
Hope yur new yeerz day
Trooly doez roll
A herring N everee hammick
A trout in everee tanx
High pawz N headbonk
For yur friendship we due thanx
We hope everee one haza pawsum
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2013; may yur lives bee enriched with
loves N thanx for putting up with all
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Happy New Year and hope 2013 is good to you all.. Hugs GJ xx
ReplyDeleteThat was a great list, Miss Poppy! We wish you and your mum a 2013 filled with much happiness. :)
ReplyDeleteWe wish you and your pawrent a healthy and happy 2013!
ReplyDeleteEveryone knows dieting is a perennial New Year resolution :)
Happy New Year! You summed it up very well.
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year's Poppy and Mum Julie!
ReplyDeleteWe loves the way you look Poppy, every last gram of you, MOL.
Sasha, Sami, & Saku (& Mom Eileen)
Happy New Year! May your list next year be even better! Good Karma to you in 2013. Purrs from your friends at Colehauscats.com
ReplyDeleteWell, gorgeous Poppy, we would never call you fat!!...We think those vets are crazy=you are perfect, sweetie!!...We hope you are feeling better soon...Happy 2013, wonderful friend=wishing you all a New Year filled with great health and lots of fun!!!...xoxo...Calle, Halle, Sukki, Mommy Cat, Daddy Cat
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year's Poppy and Mum. Hope your 2013 is fantastic!
ReplyDeleteA Vet visit? What a way to end the year ;) We purr 2013 will be more fun,happy and full of good fortune and peace :)
ReplyDeleteHAPPY NEW YEAR !!
Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
Treasure,Tiger, JJ and Julie
Happy New Year Poppy.
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year Poppy (and mum)!! I may have to join you for #10, but would like to double that for the whole year of 2013!!!!!!!! We'll see.....
ReplyDeletePoppy, I am glad to hear that your visit to the vet went well and that your eye is better.
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year to you!
I love this photo…what a great capture. Just discovered your blog and will definitely return. Hope you will visit my 8 fur balls at www.thecatonmyhead.com. Happy New Year!
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