- Why did you have to puke up your furball at 3am on the edge of your blankie and on the fluffy rug?
- Why did you wake me at 5.40am - 10 minutes before the alarm was due to go off anyway, by sticking your head in the biscuit bag?
- Why after eating the diet biscuits, have you piled on the winter weight?
Why oh why?
Mum says I am not much help with the answers!!