- Why did you have to puke up your furball at 3am on the edge of your blankie and on the fluffy rug?
- Why did you wake me at 5.40am - 10 minutes before the alarm was due to go off anyway, by sticking your head in the biscuit bag?
- Why after eating the diet biscuits, have you piled on the winter weight?
Why oh why?
Mum says I am not much help with the answers!!
Bawhahah! Woops, sorry, I shouldn't laugh but....such silly questions the human asks. Keep up the good work, love Mr. GimLee (the dog)
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should get a nice nap to help you ponder these questions!
ReplyDeletePercy puked a furball at 3am... Poppy followed up by peeing under the sideboard in the kitchen, and behind the tv, and behind Rick's chair!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI cleaned it all up.
Then Percy peed under the sideboard too!!!!!
Am thinking of trading them in for a DOG
Why! Oh! Why! Won't the 'humaniods' understand 'WE' are the loveliest creatures on the planet...!
ReplyDeleteWe get away with it....So why not..! :).
I wouldn't answer them either, let her wonder!
ReplyDeleteDon't tell her the answers, Poppy! Those are CAT SECRETS.
ReplyDeleteHope Poppy Q better today. Diets no fun - I had to suggest to Pinot dads that Pinot should be on a diet - but not here, we no health spa.
ReplyDeletePoor Poppy Q
Love L
The answers to all of these questions is easy and only needs one answer. You're a cat! Purrs and hugs from the kitties at The Cat on My Head, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josettte
ReplyDeleteDiet biscuits? Do they taste like real kitty food? Those questions made momma LOL. Mwahaha!
ReplyDeleteDon't answer. I find that it's best to maintain an air of mystery.
ReplyDeleteDon't ask why--they're cats and they do things like that :)
ReplyDeleteTell your Mum that those answers are proprietary kitty secrets, Poppy!
ReplyDeletePoppy, it is not your duty to answer those Mum questions, it is your job to be a lovely girl, which you are
ReplyDeleteNice shot with the blankie and rug!
Gerry & Mungo
poppy Q...
ReplyDeletepleez supply yur mum with theeze answerz
7) coz
5) troo
1) fancee feast
4) catnip...thanx
2) uh.......
8) ok, eye will haz salmon insted
Simple answer. Because you are CAT!
ReplyDeleteWe don't spend all of our time asking "why" when it comes to beans behaviour.. We accept them as they are. We find it rather annoying the spend so much time trying to analyze us.
ReplyDeleteJust because we are kitties. There is nothing like a good furball cough-up at 3:00 am. Especially on the Turkish rug where it blends in with the pattern and then mum steps in it.
ReplyDeleteMeow, Jessica the cat
Just because we are kitties. There is nothing like a good furball cough-up at 3:00 am. Especially on the Turkish rug where it blends in with the pattern and then mum steps in it.
ReplyDeleteMeow, Jessica the cat
Need to find the CatGuru to answer those questions.
ReplyDeleteWe kitties don't care about the why!
ReplyDeleteThe best thing about bein a cat is you don't hafta splain nothin to nobody.
ReplyDeleteI have ripped out the carpet in my office and living room. The kitechen, mudroom and laundry room are vinyl. Only my bedroom and patio still have carpet (of the rooms the cats have access to - my parents areas are off-limits to furry G-babies!). So. When there is a hairball to be upchucked, what room do you suppose that will happen in 99.99% of the time?
ReplyDeletemmm hmmm....
Have yourselves a lovely day, ladies!
Poppy-Q - it certainly looks like you are enjoying your life!
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