So mum had a hard old day at the office and was looking forward to coming and home and relaxing. When she came in the house, she noticed a funny smell and found the two little piles of vomit that I had left on the rug for her. The rug that she had hoovered and cleaned yesterday. That will teach her for leaving me a treat of ham for breakfast. Ohh yeah!! (and no she did not take a photo of it - she saved you from having to look at it over breakfast or lunch or dinner).