HaHa! No chance of that Poppy!x I've seen birdies hanging upside down on the washing line..the littleones are so light, forget them, nota lot of meat on them..You want the bigger ones, starlings, blackbirds or even a pigeon..now a pigeon is quite plump, Mum could clean it for you, feathers and all..keep you in feast for 3-4 days..Yum! :).HeHe! Are'nt we naughty..! ;o).
I think their balance is too good to oblige you, Poppy...